Iconic Celebrity & Cheese Pairing Guide

And now we present some of our favorite celebs and what they would be if they were cheese:

Lady Gaga

She seems like she might be a hard cheese, but we know in her heart she is a big ol’ Italian softy like Taleggio Ca de Ambros. She’s creamy, decadent, and a little stinky.

Rupaul

Pretty, nutty, and well what’s in a name? Everything if you are a drag queen. Rupaul is MANchego Gran Reserva.

Mariah Carey

The most regal and diva-licious of women is the cheese of the same qualities: Colston Basset Stilton. She’s the queen of all cheese.

Ina Garten

Ina is a like a big hug. She makes you want to have comfort food and wrap up in a cozy blanket, and maybe have a few good white wines - as would a good double cream brie like Vacherousse.

Elton John

This one might be a little on the nose, but doesn’t Sir Elton and the Challerhocker kid look like twins? Yes, they do.


Got any celeb cheeses of your own? Write to us and let us know.

xoxo,
Scott & Joe

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